❝ I didn’t know if this was a good place to hide or not. Since half the local police force were a bunch of paramilitary psychopaths trying to send us upstairs, I reasoned a crowd to be as good a place as any. At least if we got shot some kind soul might take a video of it and put it on the internet. ❞
— Max Payne, in “Max Payne 3”.
❝ When you’re stuck in a foreign country and don’t know the words for “reverse charges” and you’re in some lonely skin joint in the middle of some poor slum and just had every last cent robbed from you and you call yourself a bodyguard then you know you’re a loser. ❞
— Max Payne, in “Max Payne 3”.
“NAME TEN THINGS THAT AREN’T SKRILLEX.”
(Source: hanksypanky)
“This might be a stupid question: but I thought Europe was a country?”
You Can Go Hard (Or You Can Go Home).
(Source: cannabinomad)
